The Dogs of the Living Dead Pt2

So as a follow up to last week's post, I decided to put up some pictures of the zombie dogs. I did a quick check through our digital camera to see what we had, but I quickly found that I had more pictures of Charlie than Nicky. There's probably two reasons for this. The first is that I'm absolutely fascinated with the stupid beagle and what he looks like when he sleeps. The second is that, when you try to take a picture of my toy fox terrier Nicky, he growls and snarls like a demon dog...


This first picture is a picture of the cranky old man, Nicky. Very soon after I snapped this picture, he went crazy, jumped up, tore out my throat, and then violated my unconscious, bleeding body as it lay on the dining room floor...



This is a typical beagle action shot of Charlie. Wait for it...



And another beagle action shot. In this picture, he fell asleep while playing with his baby (a toy alligator that must always be within reaching distance.) This is what his day consists of. Sleep on a chair, sleep on the bed, sleep on the floor, eat, poop, sleep some more. And here comes the money shot...


TA-DA! This picture cracks my shit up!!!



And here's a final shot of the two hounds of hell together. Surprisingly, Charlie was awake for this one. That chair, by the way, is known as the Command Post. It is from here that the two morons spend their free time surveying their kingdom - mainly the front yard. If there is any movement - and I mean ANY movement - they will start a cacophony of yips (in Nick's case) or bays (in Charlie's case). Woe to anybody who walks by THEIR house! They will bark at people, cars, birds, squirrels, cats, or even errant leaves that blow across the yard. If its especially windy, they will spend the day barking at the swaying branches of a Japanese maple I planted in the yard. Retards.